A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
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Michael McGaharn
Harry Bates
Elizabeth Keifer
Montana Beaver-Shotz
Richard Neil
Dick Smoker
Gloria Lusiak
Dakota Beaver
André Brazeau
Captain Hook
David Myers
Lyle Shotz
Ken Belsky
The Doctor
Benny Buettner
Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
Ramona Lisa
Patricia Martin
Derek-James Yee
Tom Woo
Ron Meier
Detective
Richard Myers
Dahmer
Anderson Lim
Short Cop
Bebe Conrad
Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
Paul Ferrari
Security Guard
