Perhaps Heaven is no destination, but instead a direction.
After undergoing the split of Meiosis, meiosisters Orchis and Semes awaken as sperm in the ethereal land of Test, where the annual Testy Festy welcomes them to what seems like heaven. Things take a turn when Seed, a strange sperm donning a condom mask, claims that their paradise is a lie and calls for the start of the Great Jac, a taboo event prophesied to lead either to the Promised Unknown or to death. A sperm civil war breaks out as rebels and loyalists fight over whether their world is truly heaven or merely the prelude to something far greater...
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Clara McGough
Orchis
Daniel Adams
Semes/The Dictator (voice)
Chloe Vuong
Cumcision
Marcus Closson
Sackson
Lujane Yacoub
Seed
Alexander Ekker
Sir Loin
Jack Zatkowsky
Spemcer
Owen Vann Hill
Zijj
Brody Abel-Bey
Cumrad 14
Evie Andrews
Cumrad 9
Abigail Bacigalupi
Cumrad 32
Matthew Brodsky
Cumrad 25
Sam Bruner
Cumrad 10
Lindsey Candelaria
Cumrad 2
AJ Ciaverella
Cumrad 27
